Tuesday, June 17, 2008

One Hour at the DMV

As many of you know, Roy and I got a new electric scooter (SO FUN) a few weeks ago. Well contrary to what the sales guy said, we feel it does require a M2 license and perhaps even a M1 license. Being responsible people and general rule followers, we set about getting ourselves in order. Roy called AAA to see about insurance (that is a story in itself) and I made appointments at the DMV.

My appointment was today, 2:50pm. First lesson I learned is that everyone has to check in and get a number, BUT if you have an appointment, you get to go in the short line. I didn't realize that at first. The very efficient, nice lady behind the check-in desk gave me a form DL-44 to fill in while I waited. Basic stuff, name, DL number, check the box that you are adding to your current license, check the box to be a donor, register to vote (last two optional), etc.

They called my number and I yelled "Keno!" and ran to window #5. "Joe Montanna" (he was wearing the jersey) punched in my info, took $28 in fees from me and told me to go to window #16 to get my test. He explained with great exasperation that I would have to take a 15 question drivers test as well as the 18 question motorcycle test and this was because it has been over a year since my last test. That was the second thing I learned. Thanks Joe!

Window 16 turned out to be a popular window that served various purposes. Not only could you get your tests there, get your tests corrected there, but you could also leave a thumb print, and get your photo taken. Lots of people were waiting for window 16.

When it was my turn, I surrendered my paperwork which was reviewed thoroughly. I was then directed to stand back for my photo, no, come forward for your thumbprint, no step back for the photo, no come forward to sign the electronic pad, no step back for the photo. etc. and oy. Thankfully the photo I took was only for my photo receipt, not for my license, because I looked like I was robbing a Kwiki-Mart.

I got my test and joined the others in the boxed-off area complete with lots of signage about how you are not permitted to talk to others and use of cell phones is punishable by death. I did the test questions for the regular license first to gain confidence. When I started on the motorcycle test, I quickly realized that thumbing through the manual once may not have imparted all the information. Question #2:
Most crash-involved riders:
A. Overbrake the rear tire.
B. Underbrake the rear tire.
C. Were experienced riders.

I have NO clue. OK skip it for now. Get to question #4 - no clue, not good. Question 9, 10, huh? This is bad news, you are only allowed to miss 4. I start to look around to see if there is security in the testing area. Will they notice if I make a call? Who would I call? Roy is out of town.

I make my best attempts at trying to think like a DVM question writer and I join my friends in line for lucky window 16. Long story long, I missed two (including the above question, which was "A") and I proudly took home my new learners permit!

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